miércoles, junio 06, 2007

Oda a Michael Scofield

La siguiente poesía ha aprecido publicada por una creativa fan de la web de Wet for Went:

There once was an inmate named Michael
Not a bone in his body was spiteful
His bro was gonna die but he didn’t cry
He headed to the bank with his rifle (OK pistol)

He landed in jail with a plan
And tattoos with the lay of the land
He was doing his time for his purposeful crime
and then T-bag showed up just like BAM!

Now Michael, he’s not into dudes
But he figured he had nothing to lose
Cuz T-bag is fine and he takes his time
and his bitches say he’ll even use lube

He figured he’d play hard to get
And make sexy Theodore sweat
but one day in the shower, his ass was deflowered
When a peen and an asshole they met.

The sex was so good he saw stars
it was just like playing bumper cars
Now his eyes are all screwy and his sight went kerplooey
and he just loves it behind bars

At his appearance they secretly hiss
All the inmates are taking the piss
Michael broke his ass out, got captured en-route
and all Linc does is stand there like this

8 comentarios:

Anónimo dijo...

Que poesia más rara...en teoria que se supone que dice,que T-bag y Scofield se acostaron?? :s

si es asi...quien fuera T-bag!!
XDDDDD

Anónimo dijo...

brenny moreno valencia!!;*
jamaas olvidaree ese bello rostroo
seraas mi amoor por siempre aunqe nunka lo sepaas...:S
SONORA MEXICO

Josefa dijo...

puta que estay riko culiao cuando te vea te tiro pa las matas i te violo culiao... ojala fuera sucre y te violo en tu jaulaaaculiaooo te voi a ir a buiskarrr esperame mi amor!!!!!!!!! me masturbos todos los dias pensando en ti

Josefa dijo...

OHH MI DIOS

camila dijo...

nunca pense que me volveria a enamorar. es tan lindo este weon, yo lo amo, si me lo pusieran en frente me lo como entero...
weeeeeeooonnnnn rrriiiiiiiiccccccoooooo

Anónimo dijo...

wnn les juroo por mi vidaa que estoy enamorada de el mi piezaa wn esta llena de fotoos de el nunca me avia pasado algo II ES QUE ES TAN LINDOO INTELIGENTE SENSUAL LES JUROO QUE ES UN SENTIMIENTO QUE NO PUEDO EXPLICAR ES DEMACIADO PARA MI CEOOQUE MORIIREE WNNN xDXDXDXD
Lacata (L)

Anónimo dijo...

nose !!!! yo a el lo amo es tan lindo es lo mejor ... un mino tan lindo como el no hay lo aaamooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

Anónimo dijo...

Mis más grandes felicitaciones a los padres de este Guachonnnnn, se sacaron la loteria para tener este hijo tan, pero tan soberviamente RICOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!